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Friends, romans, geeks – lend me your names.

If I was wealthy and had the ability to pay £124,000 and tens of thousands of pounds per year to run my own top level domain name – I still probably wouldn’t.

I’m honestly not that bothered whether my domain name is ryan.morrison or ryanmorrison.co.uk – I’m not that vein.

But, saying all that it would be cool to have ryan.morrison as my domain – or me@ryan.morrison as my e-mail address.

Unfortunately it isn’t something I’m ever going to be able to afford – unless – unless…

I host my website with Fasthosts, they’re pretty good and have never had any problems with them – I’d now like to pitch them a business model.

A new .domain will cost them £124,000, they already have the server technology – so why not bid for a few of the new gTLDs – but specific ones – names.

If they register say the five most common surnames as gTLDs – as a British company that would include: .smith, .jones, .taylor, .brown and .williams, they could then sell the firstnames.

They could even do it in auction style – which would have lost of bids for john.smith but not so many for zeitgeist.smith.

Sell them for about £150 each and you only have to find 1000 .smith’s to make your money back.

Wikipedia says about 3 million people in the USA have the surname smith and 500,000 have it in the UK – finding 1000 people with that name shouldn’t be overly difficult.

You could start with wh.smith – I bet they would pay a premium.

From a personal point of view – there must be tens of thousands of morrisons in the world – so I’d also like Fasthosts (or similar) to register .morrison and give me ryan.morrison for free for giving them the idea (although I’m assuming they have already thought of it so just give it to me for good will).

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Been a bit slow lately

slow_mOK so hands up who hasn’t been blogging very much recently – yup my hands are up and you’re right, things have been a little on the quiet side around her recently.

There are a couple of reasons for this including a lack of time, Easter holidays, a new computer I’m trying to bed in and a few issues with my host.

I’m not complaining about my host at all, not specifically as I find them helpful, good value for money, fast and reliable – however, my blog has been causing a few issues.

Not the editorial but the technical side. I received an e-mail from my host (Fasthosts for anyone interested) suggesting that my site is causing the rest of the shared hosting server to slow down.

The problem is that I’m on death row. This site has been moved to a ‘probation server’ which is probably why things have been running a little slower AND if I don’t fix it within a reasonable period of time then upyourego.com and associated e-mail accounts will be deleted.

So instead of blogging I’ve been working out what’s wrong. The description of the issue didn’t really help me much:

The site creates 10 PHP processes as soon as the application pool is recycled and we found the server after the pool had recycled with a total of 20 PHP processes running a result.

These PHP processes, all owned by your domain, were busy doing things, with varying amounts of server CPU utilisation. At one point I saw 2 processes using 40+% each, but in general the total of all the processes doesn’t seem to fall below 40-50%.

With a little help (ok a lot of help) from people on my Twitter friends list I’ve so far installed WP Super Cache and removed any plugins not essential for the running of this theme.

I also removed an image of Terry Wogan that seemed to be getting a rediculous number of hits.

I’ve now sent an e-mail back to Fasthosts asking them if they can check again to see if the problem is fixed. Failing that I’m going to delete the blog folder, re-install WordPress and start again with a basic theme and no plugins.

I’ll keep you posted but this is just to say sorry for any errors you might spot over the next few weeks.

Ideally I’d just moved to a dedicated server, the basic package from Fasthosts is only £65 a month BUT I only just make enough in ads from my blog to cover the cost of the basic hosting plan at the moment – so can’t cover the rest yet.

Normal service WILL resume shortly. In the meantime I’ll try and post an iPlayer pick today to make up for it.

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