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Tea and no sympathy

People are always saying how totally useless the police are. Nothing personal, just seems that 9/10 times when you need them, they are somewhere else, bothering innocent people, and completely oblivious to real criminals. Today I had a run in with the so called “Law” and (to put it bluntly) I don’t know why we bloody bother!

On friday, a police car drove into me
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It all started at about 4:45 this afternoon. I was walking home from town with my three kids. Youngest son (nearly 1) in puschair, older son (age 5)  holding on to one side of the puschair handle, and oldest kid (8 year old girl) on my other side.

We’d just had a fun-filled family trip to the local library, and bracing the icy air temperature, we trudged home along our usual route.  We were just in the middle of crossing a side road which joins on to the road where we live, when all of a sudden this big car comes out of nowhere and attempts to cut in front of us, breaking suddennly.

Taken aback we continue crossing as we are effectively standing in the middle of the road, but as we reach the other side I take a look at the car as it passes. No acknowledgement that It almost run over 4 pedestrians in one swipe,  and that 3 of them happened to be young children.

DILO~March 20, 2008: Must Drive 55mph - Police...
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The car continues along the road ahead, calmly stopping to drop off a pedestrian, and drives off.  I mention in passing to the woman exiting the car that the driving was dangerous and we could have been hurt, but the words appear to fall on deaf ears.  My daughter and I make a mental note of the registration number and we continue home.

Back at home I decide to call the police to inform them that there is a dangerous driver on the loose. What do I hear at the other end of the line, after explaining my story. “it might be  dangerous driving to you, but to us it isn’t. There is nothing we can do as it is your word against theirs….but we can call them and have a word.”

Gee thanks for that, why don’t you invite them round for a cuppa and a couple of custard creams while you’re at it. Infact, lets add to that, why don’t we all just all jump in our cars and drive around like lunatics because at least we know we can get away with it! Just as long as we don’t actually HIT someone, it isn’t really dangerous driving is it?!

I wonder If they would have taken a more serious view if we had actually been run over. It scares me to think of it, but I reckon the police would be too busy stuffing their faces with custard creams and cups of tea to care. So that’s what they call the british justice system is it?

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A new Ego writer

Actually that isn’t really true – Up Your Ego hasn’t instantly become a blog network – its just that there is now a second blog hosted here.

The first is the one you’re reading – mine – the one written by Ryan Morrison – the second is my wifes.

When I first started Up Your Ego the goal was to create a blog all about life in the 21st Century – a guide to getting through the day to day in an overly technical and digitally social society.

From at least one perspective I think I’ve managed to achieve that – when I’ve got time I regularly write about the world of new media, media and society – but UYE does lack something of a female perspective.

Well now I’ve managed to convince my wife to write the odd post for the site – it will be under the Sammy Speaks section and usually come forth in the form of parenting tips, recipe ideas and rants about the world as a whole.

Also – it will help me keep up with at least every other day postings – something I’ve been struggling with lately – especially since discovering the world of alternative history fiction.

If anyone else feels like contributing the odd blog post feel free to send me an e-mail (ryan@upyourego.com).

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Nearly back to normal

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I don’t take much time off work if I can help it – life at work is a lot easier than life at home with three children. However I do have three children and a much put upon wife who needs a break every so often.
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Learn an instrument

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I can play guitar and drums – and that isn’t just a chance for me to boast on the internet but if I did want to boast I can also sing (a bit). I learnt both these instruments off my own back with support from my parents.

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The mundanity of routine

A new baby brings with it a new routine – or at least it does if your lucky enough to have one that enjoys sleep.

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Childrens Television

According to BBC News just 17% of Childrens Television broadcast in the UK is actually produced in the UK – which is nice.

Ok so I know the PC thing to say right now is that children shouldn’t be watching too much television anyway and so if only 17% of hundreds of hours of programming a week is produced in the UK then that should be enough.

But thats just bollocks.

I have two young children, a six year old and a four year old – both of whom have the same healthy interest in television and being entertained that I did at their age.

They get to watch TV for about two hours after school (nursery for the four year old) and about 30 minutes before bed and after dinner – television serves as another tool in the education of children and is an important part of social development.

As is the internet and I’m pleased to say that both my children have a firm grasp of the computer, mouse skills and in my six year olds case keyboard skills – they can both navigate the Cbeebies website comfortably and my daughter wants to write a blog – which should be interesting!

That aside – when I was in my pre-teen years my post school television consisted of switching between CITV and CBBC and apart from the odd American cartoon was primarily made up of home grown shows.

Although I have to say I spent most of my time switching to the channel showing the cartoon – but that’s beside the point.

Now my children have a choice of dozens of childrens channels showing a wide range of American programming – in fact apart from Horrid Henry and a few others on CITV and the odd re-make of an American show on other networks – British Childrens productions are mainly coming from Aunty.

CBBC and Cbeebies still have their share of American shows or shows made in America but dubbed with British accents but they are still the only channels with a majority of home grown shows.

In fact here are the figures for the most popular childrens shows between 24 September and 01 October (according to BARB).

Newsround (CBBC One) – 1.7m

Sarah Jane Adventures (CBBC One) – 1.3m (pictured)

Blue Peter (CBBC One) – 0.9m

Shaun The Sheep (CBBC One) – 0.8m

So – where shows are home grown and have a reasonably large budget and are on one of the main networks – they can get reasonable ratings – the fifth most popular was Lizzie McGuire but the less said about that the better.

 

The problem is – with the exception of merchandising and brand licences – there isn’t that much money in Children’s Televison – it’s only the really big stuff (that isn’t really aimed at young children) that gets anything near an audience that can recoup its money in advertising.

So OfCom are calling for a national debate on the future of home grown childrens programming – suggesting other ways are found to encourage the commercial sector to start producing shows for younger audiences.

According to the OfCom report investment in childrens television by the big commercial broadcasters, Channel 4, ITV, and five has more or less halved since 1998 and it was already declining by that point.

So whats the answer? How do you get a commercial sector facing declining revenue from advertising, no trust in premium phone lines and a reducing revenue across the board to spend MONEY on something that isn’t likely to make a great deal back.

One answer might be tax breaks or similar incentives from the government – so any broadcaster producing a recommended qouta of childrens TV a week gets X amount.

But I’m not sure that will be enough of a long term incentive – other ideas put forward have included using some of the proposed Public Service Broadcasting money (non-BBC) being given to indies to make childrens shows or even programmes for podcast.

Something needs to be done though – my children are bright and intelligent but after a couple of hours in front of crap American shows my daughter has started developing a twang to her accent and an attitude not becomming of a clever British girl.

In fact an icon of Playschool – Floella Benhamin agrees.

She told BBC Breakfast “We don’t want our children to grow up with American accents, we want them to learnabout the culture and diversity around them”.

Plus – if we emmerse pre-teens in British made television then they may well grow up to become the next generation of great programme makers – like those in their 20s and 30s making some of the best British television of all time RIGHT NOW.

If we don’t do something about this desire to ‘buy American’ by broadcasters as it’s the cheapest option – the next generation of great programme makers might just be making the same, sanitised television that litters the US networks.