Lucas for Eurovision

Forget Morrissey, Matt Lucas should be performing our Eurovision song as Daffyd Thomas.

I’ve just finished watching the Comic Relief does Little Britain DVD and it finishes with a piece of satirical, musical magic.

It’s pure europop passion full of satirical gay scene brilliance with a firm foundation in Little Britain madness.

The only gay comes out. Here is the middle bit of the song - it starts with a musical style solo, a tale of prison, martydrom and bum boys.

Then it goes into a full blown Europop extravaganza with the following chorus:

I’m gay, get over it
I’m gay, get used to it

Yes wake up you old codgers
I like to hold mens todgers
I also love mens bottoms
And I’m not afraid to say that I’m a gay
A proper gay

I’m gay, so live with it
I’m gay, so deal with it
I’m a member of a flock who prefers a bit of cock
Yes whenever I feel glum I think of Nigel Harmers bum
Because I’m gay
A proper gay

Then ends in spectacle when members of the Little Britain cast, including Anthony Head come onto the stage in full leather gear.

This is what we should be entering for Eurovision - completely over the top, brilliantly camp, Europop heaven. At the very least they should put it out as a single.

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