Slightly Surreal Spam

The vast majority of my spam messages are trapped by Akismet so I rarely see them but sometimes I like to have a look in the spam folder and see what they’re trying to sell me now.

There seems to be a slightly surreal trend of tyring to make a proper sentence that’s more or less complete nonsense.

These are some of the message I found in there, covering everything from horses to caravans.

Roland
That’s a horse of another colour…

Ottewell
The mountain has brought forth a mouse…

Pierce
Better be alone than in bad company…

Newton
That cock won’t fight…

William
The dogs bark, but the caravan goes on…